Brother,
When You're Found
A
Sequel to "Is It College Yet?"
Jake
- I didn't mean to step on Dad's contact. The next day, he shipped me off to
military school.
Mr.
DeMartino - My mother didn't want her dates to know she had a son, so I spent a
lot of time at the neighbors. Strange, twisted people.
Jake
- I know! I had the same neighbors! (From
"The Daria Hunter")
Daria - Don't worry, Dad. I'm sure
you're doing better than your father did. For starters, wasn't he dead at your
age?
Jake
- Hey!
(From
"Jake of Hearts")
Helen
- Jake, if you want I'll call that Mr. DeMartino. He's a bit high-strung, but
he's a fixture at that school, and he can tell us if anything odd is happening.
(From
"The
Jane:
Wind, I don't know how to break this to you, but I don't think Mommy and Daddy
will be bringing us home any new brothers or sisters.
Jane
- Anyway, being in a relationship can't possibly hinge on physical intimacy.
'Cause that would mean our parents are still doing it.
Daria
- Which is absurd.
Jane
- No chance.
Daria
- I'd join the circus.
Jane
- Right behind you. (From
"My Night at Daria's)
Disclaimer: Daria's
a trademark of MTV. I only borrowed it for a weak attempt to continue the
myth...
Ages: At the
start of season one in 1997, Daria was 16; now she's 18. To calculate the ages,
I decided that this all happens in 1999. Jake is 46, so he was born 1953. His
father lived from 1924 to 1969. DeMartino is (according to Outpost Daria) 48 in
IICY, so he was born 1951. Trent's and Jane's siblings
are 28 (Summer), 27 (Wind) and 26 (Penny) years old;
their parents are 46 (Amanda) and 48 (Vincent).
Some
Warnings:
Continuity: This
fanfic sticks to most of what happened in the series and the other official
sources, but Jake did NOT graduate at Buxton Ridge (Jake's letters in the Daria Diaries) and "Mad Dog" died before
Jake met Helen, so he was NOT alive when they married ("Of Human Bonding").
Also, DeMartino does not have a buddy who married his mother ("Antisocial
Climbers") - at least he does not appear in this fanfic.
This story begins at the end of the
movie. Daria and Jane are sitting at Pizza King, talking about college and
future plans. They just brought up a toast to college...
I. Choosing
Partners
As
they lowered their coke cups again, Jane looked at Daria. "You know there's still one last obstacle before you can
forget Lawndale High for the rest of your life: the big prom. Ms. Li made it
mandatory for all graduates and next year seniors to come and to bring a partner. It's her last
chance to milk us for the benefit of school security."
Daria took a deep breath. "I know that. I hope it won't get as pathetic as the last
dance. Ms. Li's still mad at you for using water-resistant paints for your
mural, forcing her to take money from the budget to clean all the walls. One of
the best ideas you ever had." Jane smiled. "But this
partner thing's going to be hard. It's the first time since fifteen months that
neither of us has Tom hanging around."
"Aw,
that's sweet. Do you miss him already?" "Jane,
please!" "Sorry.
But you're right. I don't suppose Quinn could lend us two of her admirers for
that night?" "Forget
it. When I told her I had blown off Tom, she asked why I didn't wait until the
end of the vacations to do so. Besides, she'll soon have her own problems to
find a date for the dance..." Daria
managed to produce a small wicked smile. Jane's eyes widened. She leant over the
table. "Out
with it, Morgendorffer.
What rumor did you spread about your sister? If it's still the
Malaysian Toenail fungus..." Daria
shook her head.
"No,
I'm totally innocent... well, quite innocent in that matter. Quinn told me that
she would wait until the day before the dance to consider all incoming offers. I
think she expects the three J's to compete for her just as they did the past two
years." "And?" "Do
you remember the week when Quinn decided she needed a steady boyfriend because
that would be mature?" "After
you told her that more or less directly? Yes, it was funny to see all teenaged
males of Lawndale expect perhaps Kevin, Mack and Tom line up to be examined for
their possible use as Mr. Quinn." "She
really thought it would make her more mature. Anyway, she ended up by trying out
the three J's one after another." "Which
culminated at the day your parents made a big dinner to meet their daughters'
boyfriends, right?"
"Exactly. At the end, the female Morgendorffers were
left back because Tom and Jeffy decided to bond with Dad by catching a squirrel
and returning it to the forest." Jane
laughed. "That
must have been awful for Quinn and you."
"At
that moment, it really was. But Quinn calmed down after my mother told her she
should do what made her happy in that matter. And when Dad came back later, he
was so relaxed and happy that I feared he would want to have an own son. When
Tom had to sneak out of my room at 4 am because we both fell asleep two weeks
later, he met my father who had a night snack after too much sake. Tom told me
later he had serious fears that Dad might kill him on the spot, but Dad welcomed
him and even opened the door for him. I think Dad liked Tom, and was very sorry
for accidentally telling Mom he had met Tom when he returned to bed." "So
you two really didn't do you-know-what that night?"
"No,
we did NOT do 'you-know-what' that night, Jane!"
Daria
had answered very decisively to appear angry. In fact, she was nervous. She
wondered if she could ever tell Jane that Tom had come to her room in the
guesthouse when they visited Bromwell and that, after some smooching and
talking, they had slept together for the first and only time. Jane started
talking again. "You
wanted to tell me why Quinn'll have problems finding a
date for the dance." "Oh
yes. Most of her admirers became enraged when she chose first Jamie, then Joey
and finally Jeffy just because it was the easiest approach to the whole "steady
boyfriend" matter. And the three J's... well, they have
wooed her for two years now. It became part of their routine: going to school,
football team practice, doing things for Quinn. But when she decided to focus
her attention on one of them at a time, they recognized that Quinn will probably
never single out one of them to be her permanent boyfriend. She's just playing
with them and the whole competition is jeopardizing the friendship between the
guys." "Very
deep insight.
But how do you know about that? Did they tell you?"
"They
didn't. Mack told me they had a long conversation in the locker room. They made
a vow that none of them should try to get Quinn because she isn't worth the
trouble." "So
Princess Grace won't have a date for the dance although it's mandatory." "Yes,
but there's always Upchuck to comfort a lady in distress." Jane
smiled. "I'm
very sorry to disrupt your illusions, but he already has a date for the
dance."
For
one moment, Daria said nothing. Then she looked at her friend in mock fear.
"
"So
that's a surprise. But why should Jodie ask for both names?" Jane
chuckled. "Come
on, you know Ms. Li. She insisted on a list of all guests to know whom to accuse
for any attempts to make Laaawndale High look bad.
Jodie agreed to this to get the P.A. equipment for the dance." "Poor
Jodie.
But at least she has a boyfriend to take to the dance."
Jane
got a mischievous grin on her face. "How
about the easiest approach?
I know two very ambitious musicians who could need a rest from practicing."
"Are you trying to hook me up with
Daria
leant back. She knew Jane for three years now and knew her way of sarcasm and
joking, so she could tell that she was not sarcastic on this. She
nodded.
"You got me, Jane. I'll go to that dance with
Getting
to know guys had never been her problem, but her sarcasm and very nature had
driven all boys away after some days - except Tom. He wasn't put off by her art
priorities, her living conditions or anything else about her. He never tried to
impress her with his family's wealth or his social position. Jane had been
really sad when it went down the time Daria stayed at the Lane house, and the
"lady and the tiger" idea was originally - as she had
confessed to herself after Tom left her - an attempt to repair their
relationship. I
wonder what would've happened if Daria hadn't barged in when we became
passionate that day in front of my painting...
She was still deep in thought when she heard a familiar voice. "Daria,
can I talk to you?"
It was Quinn.
The
Morgendorffer sisters went home after Daria had agreed that Jane should ask the
boys about going to the dance. As soon as they had closed the front door, Quinn
turned to her sister. "Daria,
you gotta help me! I need advice from a totally honest
person." Daria
measured her sister with a short look. "Is
it about your clothing or about your looks?"
"Daria,
puh-leease!
I have a really big problem and I need you."
She
went to the living-room sofa and sat down. Daria followed her, wondering if she
should tell her sister about the vow the J's made when Quinn began to
speak.
"Look, Daria, you know that the school dance is next Saturday..."
Daria
interrupted her. "...and
you're wondering why no guy's yet asked you to go there with him." Quinn's
face got an alarmed look. "What
do you mean, Daria? I'm surprised that nobody has asked yet, that's right, but
since I told them I'd decide on the day before the dance whom to take, they
still have lots of time. Although I thought Joey, Jeffy and Jamie would ask me
as soon as possible." "They
will not ask you this time, Quinn. Mack told me
that
they decided to stop competing for you because it was ruining their friendship.
But I'm sure you have enough potential candidates to replace them." Surprisingly,
Quinn did not start to cry as Daria had expected. She just looked at the ceiling
for a second before she turned back to Daria.
"That's
sad, but that's not the reason why I wanted to talk to you."
She took a letter from her backpack and handed it to Daria. "It
was in the mail this morning. Read it." Daria
looked at the simple white envelope and read aloud: "To
Quinn Morgendorffer, 1111 Glen Oaks Lane,
Quinn
swallowed, then she began to speak slowly, as if she
could wake up someone by talking at normal speed. "I...
I'd like to see him and tell him how much the tutoring helped me this year.
And... and I would like to ask
him..." "Ask
him what?" Quinn
looked around the room like needing a hole to hide in. "Come
on, Quinn. Tell me what you want to ask David. I'm still not capable of reading
your thoughts." Quinn
managed to look at Daria's eyes. "I
would like to ask him... if he'd like to come to the dance with me!"
For
a moment, none of them said a word. Then Daria drew a deep breath. "Okay,
you would like to invite him to the dance. What's the problem?" "I
don't know how to tell him. What if he doesn't want to? What if he has got a
girlfriend at college?" Daria
barely managed to suppress a smile. "There's
only one way, Quinn. Ask him if he wants." "But
just imagine he says no! And how should you know? You haven't got much
experience with that. Just remember that
Quinn
looked at her sister, surprised at the outburst. "All
right, I'll ask him. But don't tell Mom and Dad about it!" "Why
should I do that? First thing Mom would want to know is who I'm taking to the dance. It'd be brave
of you to take David with you, since your fashion-worshipping friends will
probably drop dead at his sight. Didn't he drop them when they wanted to be
tutored by him?" "Yes,
he did. Sandi's still occasionally asking me what my "brainy geek-boyfriend" is doing. If he should really agree to come to the dance, I
just got to have someone take a picture of her expression." She
laughed, then she became serious again.
"But you said that you'll take
She
broke off when she looked at her sister. Quinn had sworn that she would not do
anything to humiliate Daria if she helped her with the decision about asking
David, but the imagination of Daria asking
As
they rose from the sofa, the door opened, revealing Jake carrying his briefcase.
He set it down on the sofa table and gave his daughters a friendly smile as he
picked up the remaining mail. Daria decided to start a conversation with him
before he would ask what she and Quinn were doing. "Hi, dad.
Anything for me in the mail?"
Jake flipped through the letters. "Let's
see... electricity bill, a postcard from Rita, the water bill..."
He held up one letter and opened it. "Look,
it's from my mother! I wonder what she wants..."
He started to read it while Quinn went to the kitchen. After a minute, he looked
up again. "She
says she'll visit us tomorrow!"
II.
Family Secrets, Part 1, Or: Sins Of Our
Father
Later
that evening, the Morgendorffer family sat in the kitchen, eating dinner. Helen
had just arrived and wolfed down Jake's new meal creation because she had to
leave again soon. Hearing that her mother in-law would come on the next day was
not her idea of a nice family dinner. "But
can't you call her to postpone this, Jake?
You
know that my workload is even bigger than usually because all the Schrecters are on a family reunion somewhere in
After
Helen and the girls left, Jake stayed at the table, obviously deep in thought.
He hardly noticed Daria who came in the kitchen to get a can of soda a few
minutes later until she slammed the door of the refrigerator shut. "Oh.
Sorry, dad."
Daria looked at her father. "Are
you worried about Grandma Ruth?"
Jake turned to her. "It
comes pretty suddenly. But, knowing my mother, she's just checking that Helen
treats me right. It's probably better that they won't meet immediately
tomorrow."
He chuckled. "Will
you be here tomorrow, kiddo? I could use your help in dealing with
her."
"I'll
be here until noon, I think. Jane and I want to go see a French movie at the
Megamultiplex."
"Thanks,
Daria."
Ruth
arrived very early next morning. As Daria entered the kitchen in their
nightclothes, she already sat there, sipping coffee. After Daria had welcomed
her, Ruth continued talking with her son. "But
why couldn't Helen wait until I'd be here before leaving for work, Jakey?"
"She
had an important case to be discussed at 8am, Mom. She said she'd be sorry not
to see you. But what was so important that you couldn't tell me by
telephone?"
"I
got a letter from the Department of the Army yesterday. They want to name a
barracks at
He
looked at his mother. "What
did you tell them?"
"I
told them that Dad would be honored and accepted it. You'll come there with me,
right?"
At that moment, Quinn entered the kitchen with her cell phone pressed against
her ear. "Thank
you Sammy. I'll be happy to come to your party next weekend. I suppose you also
invited Sandi, Stacy and Tiffany..."
Then she noticed Ruth. "Oh hi,
Grandma Ruth.
Anyway, can you believe that we have work to do in the vacation? O'Neill tried
to prevent this because it 'might harm our unburdened souls', but the PTA head
overruled him, saying 'If Anthony DeMartino can't...'"
CRASH!
Jake and his daughters gazes rushed first at the cup of coffee Ruth had just
dropped on the floor, then at Ruth herself, whose face
had turned white. "Mommy,
are you alright?"
He reached over the table and took her hand as Quinn terminated her phone call
with some words. "You
look like you had a stroke!"
Daria and Quinn also looked worried as Ruth tried to sit up straight but failed
miserably. "Shall
I call an ambulance?"
Quinn asked. Daria went over to the sink to wet a towel and placed it on her
grandmother's neck. After a minute, Ruth recovered from the shock and glanced
around at the worried faces of her family.
"I'm
OK."
she said. "Sorry
for that, but tell me Quinn, did you really say the name Anthony
DeMartino??!" Quinn nodded. "He's
our history teacher at
"What
do you mean by this?"
Daria asked finally. "Well,
if your father thinks you shall hear this, I'll tell you."
She looked at Jake. "Martin
and I met fifty years ago. I was working at the local store back then and he was
an army captain, serving at
Jake
gasped while his girls just looked at Ruth. "On
the next morning, I woke up and despite my condition called at
"But
what did you do afterwards?"
asked Quinn, who always liked a good love story with dramatic turns.
"I
didn't hear anything about Martin until he came back in February 1953. He
returned to
"I
hoped that with me and little Jake, he would settle down and realize all the
dreams he told me about when we met for the first time. But his war experience
and the knowledge that he had betrayed me as soon as he got the chance to
poisoned our marriage. We were neither good spouses for
each other nor good parents for Jake. After Jake's birth, Martin told me that he
did not want any more children. He found a job fixing drainpipes and he still
was a National Guard officer, but we both knew that he hated the life with wife
and child. And since he couldn't act out his anger on me, he terrorized
Jake..."
Now her eyes were both fixed on Jake, who stared at his feet, his brain
obviously full of bad memories. "His
only remaining dream was to make his son a perfect soldier, thus reliving his
career in Europe and
"After
Martin's funeral, I went through his things and found some photos of a two-year
old child with black hair, sitting on the lap of a very young-looking woman. On
the back of the photos, it said 'March 1953: Nora and Anthony'
and
an address in a small town near
Daria
stared at her grandmother while several memories went through her mind:
Her
encounter with Mr. DeMartino on the first day in
Ruth
sighed. "He
is, but I don't think he knows it. Martin sort of... well, he threatened his
mother to ensure that she would never tell her son about his father. I kept
silent about it for forty-eight years and wanted to keep silent until I died,
but when Quinn mentioned his full name, I nearly fainted."
"So
the only question is: shall we tell him?"
said Daria. "You
know, I talked to him when we sat together at the paintball range while it
rained... and he told me that his mother treated him badly... it would top
things off for him if he learned that his father was an SOB without the courage
to stand for what he did..."
said Jake absently.
"I
think we should tell him."
Suddenly, all eyes were on Quinn. "Why
should we tell him, sis?"
Daria asked her. "First
of all: I'll see him in school for another year. That means meeting him for
several times each week, always thinking of him as Uncle Anthony. He may be
screwed, but he's not stupid. One day he would ask me why I'm staring at him and
I'd blare it out, humiliating myself totally."
Daria smirked. "You
told everyone that I'm your cousin. That worked for years."
"Oh
come on, Daria. Everyone knew it after you told the whole school at that stupid
assembly. Anyway, would you like to live for almost fifty years with the feeling
that you don't have a father? I'll tell him if you don't have the
courage!"
To his own surprise, Jake began to smile. "Relax,
Quinn. I also think we should tell him all this."
He turned to Ruth and his face hardened. "I
don't know what part you had in this from the beginning, but Quinn's absolutely
right. This has gone much too long."
At
that moment, Helen entered in a hurry. "Hello everybody!
I just have time for a microwave meal and then..." she broke off when she saw the looks of her family.
"What
has happened? Has somebody died? Dear God, please tell me..."
Jake stood up and hugged her. "The
exact opposite, sweetie.
You'll never believe what Mom just told us."
Helen listened with fascination as Jake repeated the
story.
III.
Baby, What A Big Surprise
Later
that day, Jane called. The Morgendorffers had discussed about the new family
member and the several ways to break the news to DeMartino - though the use of
his surname had become more and more frequent during the last hours. Daria had
supported the point of Jake and Quinn that DeMartino had a right to know about
his origins and his half-brother. As a result, she had completely forgotten
about Jane and their plan to meet for a movie. After waiting for thirty minutes,
Jane went to the next phone.
"You've
reached the Morgendorffer lair. All cats disappeared after being seen near our
house are in a better world now."
Daria said. "Hello
Daria. It seems that your way to the top didn't lead past the Megamultiplex today."
"Oh yeah.
Sorry I forgot it, but I went through a situation you might know from
experience."
"Since
there are so many several situations to master every day, give me a
hint."
Daria prepared for the revelation. "How
about the discovery of an unknown family member?"
"I
always told you that you had enough intelligence for two people. So they found
your moron twin?"
"Actually,
my grandmother broke down and confessed that Dad's father impregnated a woman
two years before Dad was born."
"So
the infamous 'Mad Dog' had two kids? I assume the person showed up today and
your Dad went crazy."
"No,
Quinn mentioned the name of a certain inhabitant of
For
a moment, Jane was silent. When she continued, her voice was full of disbelief.
"Are
you sure? DeMartino is your... father's brother??!" "According
to Ruth, her beloved husband had a one-night stand with an underage girl
forty-nine years ago. The result was our dear history teacher. And the best part
is that he doesn't know it. We had a real battle here about the question of
telling him or not."
"And
you were against it?"
"No,
I supported Quinn and Dad in telling him."
Daria heard someone knocking at her door. "I
gotta go. Bye."
"Give
Uncle Anthony my regards if you see him."
"I
will. Bye."
Daria hang up.
While
Daria returned to her family in the kitchen, Jane continued to stare at the
phone. DeMartino
as Daria's uncle? Jeez, I know my folks are weird, but at least they wreak havoc
in other parts of the country/world than
In
the Morgendorffer home, the family council (plus Ruth) reached a decision. Quinn
would try to call DeMartino the next day to tell him "that she had some
questions about her homework" and ask if she could
visit him at his house. If he should agree, Jake would accompany her and drop
the bomb on his lost brother, hoping that he would believe the
story.
As
Jane arrived home, she went to
She
looked around to spot any kind of coffee mug or a trace of some kind of illegal
substance to cause this behavior, but she could see neither.
"They came from some kind of WWF event where Mom studied Asian pottery and Dad photographed wild yaks. The important fact is, they come home tomorrow, and they sent a letter." "So what? They come for their annual visit. What's so important about this? They don't bring all our siblings with them, right?" Jane looked curious at Trent, who managed to smile. "They won't bring any of our older siblings this time, Janey... but they'll bring a younger one