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D.W.I.
Thoughts During a Boring Speech
Category: School Situations

Daria's thoughts during Ms. Li's incredibly long, incredibly boring graduation speech.

Dallas Bolen
(slipknotstonesourmudvayne@yahoo.com)
Dammit!
Category: Miscellaneous

Feeling a little deja vu? Daria and Jane go on yet another trip with Mystic Spiral.
Dammit! Part 2
Category: Romance

Daria, Jane, and Mystic Spiral finish up their trip.

Daniel Callahan
Daria Morgenpotter & The New Same-Old, Same-Old
Category: Crossovers & Parodies

Mix a little "Daria" with a little "Harry Potter" and what do you get? Well...

Daniel O. Gilbert
The Mission
Category: Crossovers & Parodies

Daria helps the love of her life, Trent, save his mother from rebels in Central America, with the help of John Thomas Rourke of "The Survivalist Series."

Daniel Suni
(daniel.suni@kolumbus.fi)
End Weekend, End
Category: Miscellaneous

Jane gets sick. Daria gets bored. Helen gets worried, and demands that Daria attend a course in positive thinking. Matter and anti-matter collide on a weekend that just drags on and on and on...
Hotter than Hades [Artwork]
Category: Miscellaneous

Things heat up when an unusually intensive warm front descends upon Lawndale.
How Deep It Goes
Category: Miscellaneous

An introspective, six-part story on the meaning of life, as Daria tries to cope with the suicide of a close friend and the reasons behind it. Warning: if you're looking for a light read, look elsewhere, as this story is guaranteed to make you think.
A Lousy Deal
Category: Miscellaneous

The nurse at Lawndale High discovers a few cases of head lice, and thanks to Ms. Li, Daria, Jane and Jodie end up with the task of informing the school on what to do. But how will the Fashion Club handle this crisis...?
Satura Tota Nostra Est
Category: School Situations

When Daria, of all people, is caught cheating, Ms. Li decides to take advantage of the situation, and Daria finds herself *really* stuck between a rock and a hard place. (And if you want to find out what the title means, you'll have to read the story!)
A Sick, Sad Goodbye
Category: Miscellaneous

Daria and Jane have a discussion about their favorite TV show.

Daniel T. Dey
The Highland Invasion
Category: Crossovers & Parodies

Just when Daria thought she could leave Highland behind, the first Lawndale-Highland exhibition football game brings an influx of students, faculty, family and fans from Highland. To make matters worse, Todd's gang, who is running from the law, brought two unflattering memories with them...
The Insubordinator
Category: School Situations

Lawndale High gets a new kid, who's got a bad habit of talking back to the faculty. This trait proves to be quite admirable to many of the students, including Daria, as he tells off teachers like Ms. Barch, and Ms. Li. But where does his hostility come from? Will we find out when Daria is forced to tutor him by Mr. O'Neill? Meanwhile, Mystik Spiral is teaming up with a more successful ska band for a duet album.
Quinn the Brain: Alternate Ending #2
Category: Alternate History

Daria's not satisfied with simply dressing like Quinn to threaten her identity. In this alternate version, she tags along on Quinn's date with the Three J's, and may end up with some of them.

Danielle
(rdda@massed.net)
Trouble with Groupies
Category: Miscellaneous

Trent and Jesse look for groupies.

Danielle Beach
(janelane25@hotmail.com)
The Christmas Giving
Category: Holidays

An accident on an icy highway leaves Trent paralyzed and unable to walk. Will a Christmas miracle happen, or will Trent end up facing life in a wheelchair?
Daria + Kyle - Trent = Kaboom!!!
Category: Romance

Jane's boyfriend Tom introduces Daria to a friend of his, and they hit it off... much to Trent's chagrin.
Daria's Downtown Experience
Category: Crossovers & Parodies

Daria and her friends get a taste of the New York experience when Alex, Chaka and their friends arrive, in this parody of MTV's "Downtown."
Prommies
Category: Romance

Daria and Jane attend Lawndale High's "voluntary" prom. Jane takes Tom, and sets Daria up with you-know-who. Will romance blossom? (Does the sun rise in the east?)
Trent's Crisis [Artwork]
Category: Miscellaneous

Trent's life changes forever when he learns he's been given a death sentence -- HIV -- and he suddenly finds out who his *real* friends are.

Danny Bronstein
(dannyclark80@yahoo.com)
Ann
Category: Miscellaneous

Letters to Daria from an obsessed fan. Based on "Stan" by Eminem.
Fast Times at Lawndale High
Category: Past & Future

The adventures of Jane and Trent--before Daria came to Lawndale.
Hell Hath No Fury
Category: Crossovers & Parodies

Daria discovers that she has telekinetic powers... on the eve of the Lawndale High prom. Things really heat up in this parody of Stephen King's "Carrie."
Misfit Love
Category: Miscellaneous

Daria becomes friends with the new kid in school, Jared Dorkowitz.
Misfit Love ML20: Twenty Years Later
Category: Past & Future

Daria's old nemesis, Jared Dorkowitz, is back and may be out to get her.
One-Band Town
Category: Crossovers & Parodies

A crossover with the TV series "South Park."
Sex and the Cynical Girl
Category: Romance

Daria feels pressured to have sex with her boyfriend Trent.
Thicker than Water
Co-written by C.E. Forman
Category: Miscellaneous

Daria and Quinn learn about the Morgendorffer and Barksdale family histories when they have to produce a family tree for Mr. O'Neill's class. They get a little help from a visiting Aunt Amy, who gives in to a wild impulse and has a one-night stand that could turn out to have serious consequences.
Who Shot Principal Li? [Artwork]
Category: Miscellaneous

Ms. Li's latest unpleasant changes to the school (which includes the installation of a genuine electric chair) result in a turn of events that leads everyone to want to murder her. A homage to the classic "Who Shot Mr. Burns?" two-part episode of "The Simpsons."

Dante Tremere
(whyteagle@hotmail.com)
The Path Less Trodden
Category: Past & Future

A letter to Jane from Daria in the future.
The Story In Which Daria Goes to a Party, Gets Drunk, and Does Bad Things, Revisited
Category: Miscellaneous

The title pretty much tells the story, written with the "anti-shippers" in mind. NOT your average story!

Daria C. Montello
A Cruise Gone Wrong
Category: Miscellaneous

Go inside Daria's journal as she goes on a family cruise. Find out what happens to them when they are marooned on an island in this multi-part story.

Daria's Double (C.F.)
The Future Lawndale High
Category: Past & Future

The futures of the characters.

Dark_One Shadowphyre
(darkone2813@mindspring.com)
In Dreams
Category: Romance

A late-night conversation between a young girl and an older musician turns to talk of romance.
One Night (prose version)
Category: Romance

Daria and Jane attend a party at Mystik Spiral bandmember Max's house. Daria ends up drinking too much of the spiked punch... and has the mother of all regrets when she wakes up the next morning. Original story by WWMyra.

Dave Hines
(boffo97@mail.com)
The Glory of Lawndale High
Category: School Situations

A new student shows up at Lawndale High, but he's not the same as the other students. How will Daria and company deal with a bully, especially when people in high places are protecting him?
The Revised Daria Fanfic Cliche Drinking Game
Category: Miscellaneous

A revised (with permission) version of the original by Aaron Solomon "Hierargo/Nails" (ben Saul Joseph) Adelman, now sorted by topic and with updated entries. How many drinks can come out of your favorite fanfic?

Dennis
(dkhigbee@comcast.net)
Across the Violet Sea
Category: Past & Future

An AU take on Daria's reaction to September 11, 2001, as a graduating member of New York University's Class of 2003.
Girls Together Sarcasticaly
Category: Series & Multi-Part Stories (Past & Future)

Daria's in Boston and in a band with some familiar faces, some expected and some surprising.
Heartbeat in Iambic
Category: School Situations

Sandi realizes something she never knew when she submits a poem to a magazine for publication. Set during and after the fifth season episode "The Story of D."
One Step Forward
Category: Past & Future

A chance encounter on Dega Street leaves Daria with a decision to make about one of her old teachers.
Tom's Eye View
Category: Miscellaneous

The events of "Dye! Dye! My Darling," as seen from Tom's point of view.

Deref
(bfderef@yahoo.com.au)
Antipodean Daria
Category: Miscellaneous

Dinnertime at the Morgendorffers... with a twist.
The Kiss of Soft Wings
Category: Romance

A microfic in which Jamie takes Quinn for a fine dining experience.
A Pet for Quinn
Category: Miscellaneous

Quinn gets a pet. The word "unusual" only begins to describe it.
A Romantic Conversation
Category: Romance

Two lovers have a little romantic chat. An entry in one of the PPMB's "Iron Chef" contests.
Valentine's Day
Category: Holidays

Jane gets a Valentine's Day gift. An entry in one of the PPMB's "Iron Chef" contests.
Were Oh Were
Category: Sci-Fi, Fantasy & Horror

A ficlet. Daria's having a bad day.
Writes of Passage [Artwork]
Category: Series & Multi-Part Stories (Miscellaneous)

Love is never easy, true love even less so.

Note: This story includes language and/or content that may not be suitable for everyone. Reader discretion is advised.

Derek
Celebrity Jeopardy: Daria Edition
Category: Series & Multi-Part Stories (Crossovers & Parodies)

In the grand tradition of "Saturday Night Live" comes this wacky series of parodies of the celebrity editions of the venerable game show "Jeopardy!", this time starring characters from "Daria" and various personalities in "Daria" fandom. (Each episode is co-written by various guest authors.)

Dervish
(janerhynn@hotmail.com)
Call of Quinnthulhu
Category: Sci-Fi, Fantasy & Horror

Quinn has a secret of what life was like for her before she came to Lawndale. But now her secret can no longer be hidden, and she finds that it's part of an awful and awesome legacy that not only terrifies her, but threatens the very existence of all humanity.
Cries for Help
Category: Sci-Fi, Fantasy & Horror

Lawndale is in trouble when Mr. O'Neill discovers his monstrous potential. Alison, Wind, and Link guest star.

Note: This story includes language and/or content that may not be suitable for everyone. Reader discretion is advised.
An Ill Wind
Category: Sci-Fi, Fantasy & Horror

Daria finds herself in big trouble as she becomes the focus of a malevolent poltergeist. Daria horror inspired by the Bell Witch and the Amherst poltergeist.
Something To Shoot For
Category: Series & Multi-Part Stories (Miscellaneous)

A shooting at Lawndale High shocks the nation, and makes everyone (especially their mother) wonder who Daria and Quinn Morgendorffer are. A three-part story with some minor crossover elements from "Beavis and Butt-Head Do America."

Devarie Hunter
Bloodshot [Artwork]
Category: Miscellaneous

Daria takes a blood type test in Ms. Barch's class, and is shocked at what she discovers.

Diana Morgan
(Mclemcan1@aol.com)
Just Another Day [Artwork]
Category: Miscellaneous

Daria decides to tell us her typical day in a journal entry.
Sick Sad Jamboree
Category: Miscellaneous

Lawndale high holds a "voluntary" picnic on the same day that "Sick, Sad World" premieres a brand new LIVE episode. Will Daria and Jane attend the "voluntary" picnic, or will they stay home and deal with Ms. Li later?

Diana Rajchel
Sew What?
Category: Miscellaneous

Daria has to do some quick thinking when Sandi, after failing to steal Tom away from Daria, tries to kick Quinn out of the Fashion Club as punishment for Daria's "social code violation."

Diane Long
Diane's Daria Continuum [Artwork]
Category: Series & Multi-Part Stories (Romance)

A healthy dose of drama infuses this series of stories that focuses on Daria and Trent's romance, from its beginnings during Daria's high school days to many years into the future.
The Last Stupor
Co-written by Jon Kilner
Category: Crossovers & Parodies

A dark comedy about the mixture of violence and idealism. Very loosely based on the film "The Last Supper."
Sea's Sorrow
Category: Sci-Fi, Fantasy & Horror

When Daria accompanies Jane and Tom on a Mystik Spiral gig to a quaint bed-and-breakfast on the coast, the World's Biggest Skeptic finds herself (along with the rest of the gang) embroiled in a mystery of supernatural proportions.
The Trick's the Treat
Category: Romance

Sharp knives, pumpkins, and a healthy dose of sarcasm figure into the picture as Daria and Tom further explore their relationship on a chilly Halloween night.

DJ Shoemaker
A Day in the Life of a Fashion Clubber
Category: School Situations

What would happen if Daria was forced to join the Fashion Club? Has anyone ever heard of justifiable massacre?
The Guitar Girl
Category: Miscellaneous

Stacy joins a local band in order to explore her love of music, but some people (i.e. Sandi Griffin) may prevent her from doing so. Title inspered by the Cake song "Guitar Man."
Valiance to Valhalla
Category: School Situations

The Lawndale High students face endless madness when a freak snow storm traps them inside the school. (Note: this is not a parody of "The Day After Tomorrow.")

DJW
(mechahead@hotmail.com)
Open Windows
Category: Series & Multi-Part Stories (Miscellaneous)

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Doggieboy
(doggieboy80@hotmail.com)
Apocalyptic Daria
Category: Series & Multi-Part Stories (Miscellaneous)

It's the end of the world as Daria and Jane know it, but they're far from feeling fine. An epic multi-part tale that depicts the days and weeks after a global thermonuclear war, and how the two amigas struggle to survive as the threads of civilization unravel around them.

Don Fields
(donothe13th@yahoo.com)
Everything You Know Is Wrong!
Category: Crossovers & Parodies

In a bizzare parody of the Firesign Theatre's audio play of the same name, Daria and Jane get mixed up with a hole to the center of the Earth, alien insurance investigators, and Art Bell fanboys.
It's the Millennium, Stupid! (Part 1)
Category: Crossovers & Parodies

A terminally unfinished sequel to "The Sound of One Band Sucking," incorporating all sorts of wackiness from "South Park" and "The Blues Brothers."
Kind of Blue
Category: Miscellaneous

A (kinda) normal day at the movies with the Morgendorffers, among other things.
Somewhere Over the Edge
Category: Miscellaneous

In this dark comedy, Daria gets a good lesson on death, profits and the American Way, thanks to Upchuck and his "friends"...huh-huh.
The Sound of One Band Sucking
Category: Crossovers & Parodies

Based on... excuse me, ripped off from Danny Bronstein's "One Band Town." Daria, Jane, and the rest of the Mystik's travel to a gig in South Park to perform at "CowFest '99." They barely survive (the cows incuded).
The Whole Damned Thing
Category: Miscellaneous

A wandering little story about Daria's quest for peace and quiet and other of life's useless things.

DragonPanther
(edgargaribaldi@mail.com)
Essay of Exile
Category: Crossovers & Parodies

In this crossover with "Invader Zim," Zim and Dib are assigned an essay, and Zim turns to the Lawndale citizens for help. A three-part story.

DW Death
(barely_human@yahoo.com)
Prepare for Bore
Category: Miscellaneous

The Lawndale perspective on the 9/11 terrorist attacks. This story has a happy ending; we can only hope that life imitates art.